Doctors and Nurses

Can you guess which one is the medical student with a superiority complex?

Yohimbine79

VS

djbambam

[Yohimbine79]	nurses always KNOW it all...and yet often seem to be just a little OFF in their understanding of things
[djbambam]	i dont know a vast deal about medicine...its consistenly changing....i keep abreast of subjects that interest me...
[Yohimbine79]	lol
[Yohimbine79]	i'm sure you do
[Yohimbine79]	lol
[djbambam]	oh really
[djbambam]	doctors seem to order up all these labs, and do all these test....when a simple look at a kids throat would tell u it is tonsilitis
[djbambam]	or better yet
[djbambam]	thursday nights trip to the er
[djbambam]	where nurses weren't doing a dayum thing
[djbambam]	doctors werent doing a dayum thing
[djbambam]	it was a cma who came in to look me over
[djbambam]	because the doctor was to busy
[djbambam]	he was sitting on his lazy ass readinng the newspaper and stuffing his face
[djbambam]	so dont fucking get me started on the bullshit mister
[djbambam]	on how fucked up doctors perceptions are
[Yohimbine79]	we have to order tests
[Yohimbine79]	b/c then people come back and say
[Yohimbine79]	wait, how do you know?
[djbambam]	thats bullshit
[Yohimbine79]	do you think we should just TREAT things without knowing what they have?
[Yohimbine79]	for example
[djbambam]	years and years
[Yohimbine79]	you might have tonsillitis...so obvious even a NURSE could figure it out
[Yohimbine79]	BUT
[djbambam]	ppl went by with out 200 diff labs......
[djbambam]	now days
[Yohimbine79]	how do you know what medications that particular bacteria is susceptible to
[djbambam]	all 200 labs have to come back neg b4 they will let u go
[Yohimbine79]	ESPECIALLY today when there is growing resistance to medications
[Yohimbine79]	OR what if it is a virus and there is no need to give said antibiotics
[Yohimbine79]	b/c it would do no good
[Yohimbine79]	and only increase resistance of other baceteria?
[Yohimbine79]	hmmmm
[djbambam]	well if doctors wouldn't perscribe so many dayum meds
[djbambam]	and let ppl do shit on thier own
[Yohimbine79]	for such VAST knowledge, it seems you've missed a VERY important part!
[djbambam]	no kid i haven't
[Yohimbine79]	yes, "kid" you have!
[djbambam]	i simply disagree with ur philo on things
[Yohimbine79]	you are the one who said you can just look at treat
[Yohimbine79]	you don't need tests
[Yohimbine79]	which is COMPTELELY wrong!
[Yohimbine79]	we do tests when necessary
[Yohimbine79]	for a reason
[djbambam]	u rack up test
[djbambam]	on test
[djbambam]	on test
[djbambam]	what u see is this
[djbambam]	$$
[djbambam]	$$
[djbambam]	on $$
[Yohimbine79]	despite what a know-it-all nurse might say
[Yohimbine79]	why?
[Yohimbine79]	do we get money for running tests?
[Yohimbine79]	NO
[djbambam]	u do test all the time
[Yohimbine79]	so why would we care?
[djbambam]	for a cough
[djbambam]	omg
[Yohimbine79]	we get the payment for an office visit
[djbambam]	that so funny
[Yohimbine79]	when i said your labs out...that isn't giving ME any money
[Yohimbine79]	lol
[djbambam]	i can talk and provide evidence on the kick backs doctors get from labs, from pharm companies...all sorts of kickbacks
[Yohimbine79]	haha
[Yohimbine79]	i'd like that
[Yohimbine79]	b/c that would a MAJOR lawsuit
[Yohimbine79]	especially since THAT is illegal now!
[djbambam]	but yet....doctors are honest ppl
[Yohimbine79]	no kickbacks allowed
[djbambam]	and nurses are the ones in the wrong all the time
[djbambam]	no now its not a kickback....its a incinative program
[Yohimbine79]	perhaps
[Yohimbine79]	but not a kickback
[Yohimbine79]	no cars
[Yohimbine79]	no trips
[Yohimbine79]	the most we get these days are a lunch or dinner
[Yohimbine79]	that's it
[Yohimbine79]	maybe a pen
[djbambam]	its a kick back
[djbambam]	either way
[Yohimbine79]	only so we will give FREE SAMPLES to our patients of their drugs
[Yohimbine79]	that is benefitting the drug companies and the patient
[Yohimbine79]	none of it does so for the doctor!
[djbambam]	haha
[djbambam]	i can take u and show u a doctor i know in alberqure who has gotten so much money from incinative programs.....he has put his own daughter through med school
[Yohimbine79]	you are lying!
[Yohimbine79]	unless he got al lthe money in the 80's
[Yohimbine79]	in which case, this talk is moot
[Yohimbine79]	b/c we are talking about NOW
[djbambam]	but yet
[djbambam]	doctors dont get money
[djbambam]	oh no
[Yohimbine79]	they don't
[Yohimbine79]	unless he is doing speaking engagements for the company
[Yohimbine79]	then he is an EMPLOYEE
[djbambam]	no i'm not matt
[djbambam]	i can prove it to u tonight
[Yohimbine79]	and it is by no means incentive!
[djbambam]	we can take a road trip
[Yohimbine79]	okay
[Yohimbine79]	prove it
[Yohimbine79]	no
[Yohimbine79]	what is the doctor's name?
[Yohimbine79]	i'll call him
[djbambam]	lets go
[Yohimbine79]	i'll ask him!
[Yohimbine79]	and then i'll turn him in!
[djbambam]	exactly
[djbambam]	u dont want to admit u were wrong
[djbambam]	like all other doctors
[Yohimbine79]	i'll admit it if i am--but thing is, I AM NOT
[djbambam]	ur god
[djbambam]	u do nothing wrong
[Yohimbine79]	i have to be in the hospital tomorrow morning...i have things to do unlike you
[Yohimbine79]	i can't just drive to NM
[djbambam]	haha
[djbambam]	u never are matt
[djbambam]	u never are
[djbambam]	politics
[Yohimbine79]	give me his name!
[Yohimbine79]	i swear, i will call him
[djbambam]	matt
[djbambam]	i have a job
[djbambam]	kid
[djbambam]	i can't up and leave
[Yohimbine79]	i'm curious how he is getting away with it!
[Yohimbine79]	b/c it is illegal!
[Yohimbine79]	unless he is speaking for the company!
[Yohimbine79]	ummmm, you were the one saying it
[djbambam]	but i am willing to, to prove to u these things
[djbambam]	so u will get it outta u little head, that a doctor isn't always right
[djbambam]	nither are test
[Yohimbine79]	not me!
[Yohimbine79]	no, but we do run tests for a reason
[djbambam]	labs or other things
[Yohimbine79]	and b/c tests are not always right
[djbambam]	some times gut feelings are whats right
[Yohimbine79]	sometimes we have to run more than one
[Yohimbine79]	medicine is a guessing game
[Yohimbine79]	nothing is FACT until it happens
[djbambam]	ok matt
[Yohimbine79]	if we had a crystal ball...that would be great
[djbambam]	i will give u an example of a situtaion at my store to day
[Yohimbine79]	but we run tests
[Yohimbine79]	get a good idea
[Yohimbine79]	to the best of our knowledge
[Yohimbine79]	and then we do the best we can
[djbambam]	this little kid 2 yr old....comes in
[Yohimbine79]	what kind of store?
[djbambam]	pale......not blue
[djbambam]	not normal pigment
[Yohimbine79]	pale according to who?
[Yohimbine79]	b/c unless a doctor says so...its a subjective finding!
[djbambam]	2 yr old pale...not blue...not normal pigment....what do u do?
[djbambam]	oh yah
[djbambam]	seems like he was running
[Yohimbine79]	that's all i get?
[Yohimbine79]	a pale 2 year old?
[Yohimbine79]	who says he is pale?
[Yohimbine79]	but what measure are we saying?
[djbambam]	what do u do?
[Yohimbine79]	by not but
[Yohimbine79]	i'd ask more questions
[djbambam]	no thats all u get
[djbambam]	is what i got
[djbambam]	a plae 2 yr old...who appears he might have been running
[Yohimbine79]	if he is running at 2...that's good
[Yohimbine79]	that's the STUPIDST thing i've ever heard
[Yohimbine79]	good thing you don't write tests for medical school [tempetownTop8] he needs running shoes now
[Yohimbine79]	ummm...a 2 year old, pale, may have been running
[djbambam]	yohim....
[Yohimbine79]	TREAT
[Yohimbine79]	lol
[djbambam]	i am asking u what walked into my store
[Yohimbine79]	lol
[djbambam]	i will tell u what i did
[Yohimbine79]	into a store?
[djbambam]	and what the paramedics said
[Yohimbine79]	he walked into a store
[Yohimbine79]	why do i give a fuck if he walked into a store?
[Yohimbine79]	i don't get why that has anything to do with anything
[djbambam]	now tell me what u would do first DOCTOR
[Yohimbine79]	or why he was consulting the all powerful DJ in a store on his medical rights
[djbambam]	no yohim u wouldn't because i just showed....u dont know what u would do [sparky7fun] anyone horny
[Yohimbine79]	i wouldn't do shit for a random 2 year old in a store that was running
[Yohimbine79]	why would i?
[Yohimbine79]	i'd say
[Yohimbine79]	come to my office
[djbambam]	first i checked his pulse....it wasn't rapid like running...instead appeared normal and shallow
[Yohimbine79]	IF you have a problem
[Yohimbine79]	wow....a regular genious...you checked his pulse
[djbambam]	then checked his air way...apppeared normal...
[Yohimbine79]	a random person's pulse
[djbambam]	but yet he was acting like he had been running
[Yohimbine79]	do yo uwork in a clinic or something?
[Yohimbine79]	or are you bagging groceries at a store?
[djbambam]	no matt i dont
[Yohimbine79]	that is SO strange
[Yohimbine79]	lol
[djbambam]	i am area manager for a chain of stores
[Yohimbine79]	why were you feeling little kids in a store?
[djbambam]	matt
[djbambam]	u dont get it
[Yohimbine79]	and you were completely wrong to be doing that
[djbambam]	the kid, was dieing
[Yohimbine79]	haha
[Yohimbine79]	dying?
[Yohimbine79]	lol
[djbambam]	911 came in as he was having a astmath attack
[Yohimbine79]	of what doctor?
[Yohimbine79]	he came to store b/c he was having an asthma attack?
[Yohimbine79]	well he should die...b/c then he is stupid for not going to see a doctor
[Yohimbine79]	instead he gets medical advice from a store manager
[djbambam]	he couldnt' find his mom
[djbambam]	so he went where he knew someone liked kids
[Yohimbine79]	the gay store manager?
[Yohimbine79]	lol
[Yohimbine79]	YIKES!
[Yohimbine79]	if he was having an asthma attack...he would be tachypnic
[djbambam]	it wasn't medical advice
[djbambam]	it was good samiertian help u dumb fuck
[Yohimbine79]	perhaps tachycardic
[Yohimbine79]	he might be having deep breaths
[djbambam]	oh well
[djbambam]	its simple
[Yohimbine79]	using accessory muscles to breathe
[Yohimbine79]	he wouldn't just look pale!
[Yohimbine79]	sorry!
[djbambam]	matt thinks he knows everything
[djbambam]	and i clearly pointed out in 2 cases he doesn
[djbambam]	and now he is pissed
[Yohimbine79]	to say, pale 2 year old, what would you do?
[Yohimbine79]	that's WRONG
[Yohimbine79]	wrong?
[Yohimbine79]	ME?
[Yohimbine79]	i am NOT wrong
[djbambam]	and ranting
[Yohimbine79]	now, i do think you might be a bit, ummmm, mentally challenged
[djbambam]	yah kid u are
[djbambam]	go see a doctor
[djbambam]	at his office
[djbambam]	i can't breath
[djbambam]	go see a doctor at his office
[Yohimbine79]	he said i can't breath?
[djbambam]	thats fucked up matt
[Yohimbine79]	you said pale 2 year old
[Yohimbine79]	that's it
[Yohimbine79]	why would i say
[Yohimbine79]	randomly
[djbambam]	no
[djbambam]	he didnt
[djbambam]	but u could tell he couldn't breath
[Yohimbine79]	oh my god, a pale 2 year old
[Yohimbine79]	run up to him and say
[Yohimbine79]	let me feel your PULSE
[Yohimbine79]	oh
[Yohimbine79]	shallow
[Yohimbine79]	you are having an asthma attack
[Yohimbine79]	lol
[Yohimbine79]	i know you think yo uknow a lot about medicine
[Yohimbine79]	lol
[Yohimbine79]	but it is quite obvious you don't!
[Yohimbine79]	congrats on SAVING a LIFE though!
[djbambam]	i said earlier
[djbambam]	i dont
[djbambam]	however i know enough to know when someone is bsing
[Yohimbine79]	well, 4 years of medical school has taught me more than how to BS
[Yohimbine79]	lol
[Yohimbine79]	sorry to say
[Yohimbine79]	i'm sure your high school diploma means a lot to you
[Yohimbine79]	but go to college and med school
[Yohimbine79]	then we can talk!
[djbambam]	and its amazing how ur the only doctor ever to call a resi..a "fellowship"
[Yohimbine79]	i didn't call a resident a fellow
[Yohimbine79]	a fellowship is something AFTER residency smart guy
[Yohimbine79]	for example,
[djbambam]	kid i am in college for nursing
[djbambam]	so um
[djbambam]	yah
[Yohimbine79]	after doing a general surgery RESIDENCY
[Yohimbine79]	you do a CARDIOTHORACIC FELLOWSHIP
[Yohimbine79]	dumbass
[Yohimbine79]	OH
[Yohimbine79]	you are a nursing student
[Yohimbine79]	now its very clear!
[Yohimbine79]	lol
[Yohimbine79]	lol
[Yohimbine79]	you have never heard of a fellowship?
[Yohimbine79]	that is sad
[Yohimbine79]	what do you think cardiologists do?
[Yohimbine79]	or gasteroenterologists?
[Yohimbine79]	or hematologists/oncologists?
[Yohimbine79]	or endocringologists?
[Yohimbine79]	or rehumatologists
[Yohimbine79]	or geriatric physicians?
[Yohimbine79]	they ALL do FELLOWSHIPS
[Yohimbine79]	after residency
[Yohimbine79]	smart guy!
[djbambam]	thats funny
[Yohimbine79]	none of the OBGYN docs have heard of a fellowship?
[djbambam]	nope
[Yohimbine79]	that's sad
[djbambam]	no its more sad
[Yohimbine79]	b/c to do HIGH RISK OB...you have to do fellowship
[djbambam]	that ur the only one who says it
[djbambam]	matt u dont get it
[Yohimbine79]	no, iget it
[Yohimbine79]	yo uare anurse
[Yohimbine79]	who thinks you know a lot
[Yohimbine79]	and you odn't
[Yohimbine79]	and you already have that shitty nurse attitutde
[Yohimbine79]	that you are smarter than a doctor
[Yohimbine79]	and hence
[Yohimbine79]	you will be a HORRIBLE
[Yohimbine79]	nurse
[Yohimbine79]	b/c your job is to do what I say!
[djbambam]	if i cared enough to validate ur "presence" i would have done gone and done research myself..intead i simply could care less
[djbambam]	of a doctor who is god
[djbambam]	till the first patient dies
[djbambam]	no matt
[djbambam]	my job is to do what is in the best interest of the patient
[djbambam]	not what u say
[djbambam]	i will break doctors orders if they appear to endanger my patient
[Yohimbine79]	and you will get in trouble very quickly